Thursday, September 9, 2010

First Blogs alway suck,

It's like going to a party hosted by your friend's friend who you met once about a year before but it was easter weekend and you were both pissed and spent a grand total of thirty seconds talking together, six months of seeing each other in the super market and commando rolling into the fruit section so that you dont make eye contact and be forced to make that cool 'whassup' head bob thing that you've practised doing in the mirror (piss off, you have). two months of no contact untill he kinda waved at you from a bus, and now here you are at his party with all his friends. HIS friends... not YOUR friends. where was i going with this? ah, first blog/ friend of friends party analogy. lets review, your at the party (or interweb) and your thinking shit, better say or do something other than lean on the wall and smile and pretend im in on the conversation that the two closest people to me are having, (or sit on your bed, reading other peoples blogs to try and steal shit off of while watching  Glee topgear).  Either way, you eventually decide its time for your imput on the situation, you say something, its not that memorable and people get back to their lives (or, you eventually you TYPE something, its not that memorable and people get back to their lols) either way, its a step right? if your lucky, you have a good vid on you phone that will give the party goers a cheap laugh before they forget you completley, or if your lucky, they will see you out and about and maybe just maybe, turn to each other and say 'wasn't he that guy that time who showed us that video of that guy getting hit in the face with a ball?'

Either way, glad thats out of the way and look forward to returning with something of some merit next time i hope. In the mean time, i hopeyou enjoy this video...of a guy getting hit in the face with a ball.

Great party man, really, great party.



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